"Here is my theory on debunking photographs in magazines, you know, the paparazzi photographs,” he told Vanity Fair in the October issue. “I want to spend every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress. You know, Halle Berry one night, Salma Hayek the next, and then walk on the beach holding hands with Leonardo DiCaprio."

Halle? Eh! Salma? Getting warmer. Leo? Ding, ding, ding. Now that I’d pay to see photos of. But not some cheap satirical send-up—no pictures of Leo and Geo skipping down the beach as Charo serenades the pair. No shots of the two sharing a Midori Sour after a Cher concert. I want something realistic—something old school Hollywood. You know, Leo and George caught in the act—maybe salsa dancing in South Beach. How hot would that be?

OK, so we all know it’d be a fake. If George was gonna go for a guy, he’s probably more an Orlando Bloom type—a guy, but with a softer side. Still, staged or not, kudos to George for once again putting his mouth to good use.

Anyone else clamoring for a Spice Girls reunion? After months of maybes, it looks like things might just be moving forward finally, thanks to Mel B. who, in between nurturing Eddie Murphy’s totally inappropriate advances, found time to gather the girls in England for a pow-wow of sorts.

Mel has yet to see Geri’s baby, which supposedly was the catalyst for the meet and greet. But sources say the girls are really getting together to discuss plans for a reunion tour—and with Victoria the only one really making any noise solo (OK, not solo—she makes noise because her hubby David Beckham is the hottest man alive), lord knows the girls certainly need the publicity—and possibly the cash?

Emma and Mel C. have done decently as solo artists across the pond, but Geri has a new baby to care for and not much cash coming in, a reporter from the London Mirror suggested, so she may have an ulterior motive for a reunion concert. Meanwhile, Mel B. may have her hooks into Eddie’s millions, but it’s not a done deal yet—she could certainly use a buck or two to float her rent while she waits for that ring.

No date has been announced yet, but as soon as something’s confirmed, we’ll be sure to fill you in. Writing to you live from Sweden (where the men and women are HOT), until next time -- stop and smell the gossip.

Until next time!